Hey, get this! They made wool out of MILK!!!
The company's name is Qmilch (Qmilk) and they are located in Hanover, northern Germany. How cool is that for all of us who are off dairy! Now you can wear your milk and it's actually supposed to be really good for you because it will protect you from pollution and it's good for people with allergies.
So: don't INGEST - just INVEST in a skein of Qmilch!